Hello all, I think that this is a repost for me, but I am wanting math jokes in part because I do not have many. Ok, here we go. Two probabilists are invited to a seminar in another country. One asks the other if he would like to fly together. His colleague replies "No, I have computed the probability of a bomb being on the plane and it is too high. I have decided to take the bus." So, the day of the flight comes and as the first probabilist is boarding the plane he sees his colleague sitting in a seat. He asks his colleague "Why are you here? I thought that the probability of a bomb being on the plane was too high?" His colleague replies, "Well, I calculated the probability of two bombs being on the plane, and this number is acceptably low. So now I just travel with my own bomb." Ba Dum Chhhh!

I love that first one...seen it before, but now it is in the archive. The pi one was new and *excellent*. Heck, they were all cool. Thanks! JD P.S. Q: Why did the topologist's marriage fail? A: Because he thought that arbitrary unions were open.

It really is. The "here it is" one is cute. That one is cute, and mathematical a little. ...much smarter than this one: Take care, JD

LOL. I got a laugh out of the one with "MATH" written in the Tip line as well. :0) Take care all, and Welcome Aboard terk! JD

I once knew a 1 that was like, he talked to a two at a bar, and like the 2 wasn't having it....so, I guess that's a minus joke? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rST04LvIMg ..course I once hung out at my bro's college and I met this 10, who's second power came up dividing all kinds of shit, and not too much multiplied..... but something definatly got divided :giggity: ...tip your waitress, IM OUT~!!1 fkaedit..

^so the reason I said all that up there is, I don't know why. The point is that that no matter what the Ex equates to the denominator decides whether the sum is positive or negative.. and that it does, using 3.14159 [small] [small] Prof, don't ban me I think I'm on to something dude [/small][/small] ...I see [small] doesn't work into this equasion